Ah Beng to a long-distance telephone operator: "Could you please tell me the time difference between Taipei and Las Vegas ?"Operator: "Just a minute..."Ah Beng: "Thank you" and put down the phone.At a bar in New York, the man on Ah Beng's left tells the bartender: "Johnnie Walker, single". His companion says: "Jack Daniels, single".The bartender approaches Ah Beng and asks, "and you, Sir ?".Ah Beng replies: "Tan Ah Beng, married."After completing a jigsaw puzzle that he has been working on for quite sometime, Ah Beng proudly shows off the finished...
Sunday, January 4, 2009
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